a strip club but instead of naked women its cute dogs that you give dog treats to for them to do tricks

Date someone who gives you the same feeling of when you see your food coming at a restaurant
THE REALEST THING I HAVE EVER READ (via lilwombatprincess)

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I forgot what I sent you
ancient snapchat proverb (via tentacoolaid)


if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence


i am such a needy, jealous, clingy piece of shit and i hate it


everything always happens so much